Yesterday I met a friend. His name was Fin Germyass. Nice guy. Anyways, he tells me about his friend draggin’ and how he stole Dee’s nuts. After that, he told me about Joe and how he caught ligma. After a long talk, we drove out to dunkin. I was in the mood and asked the cashier’s name. He said his name was Ben Dover. I then proceeded to tell him my order. Whilst waiting for my food, I asked him if his COC was any good. He said that his gf plays with it when she is bored. Weirded out (who lets their gf play with their COC?), I got my food. Fin and I went our separate ways (after a good little convo ofc) and went home. I then called my mom, hoping she was free. She answered the phone, but instead of the usual hello, I was met with her screaming at me, telling me that I was supposed to visit her last week. Not realizing that’s what she said, I ridiculed her. She then hung up, clearly upset and disappointed in me. Tired from all the events of the day, I got on my bed and opened up cornhub. I spent a while on cornhub, making sure to butter up my cob in the process. After finishing up, I went to bed, not realizing that all of it was just a
Anostard
kill that basterd jo and jos mama
Black Air Forces.
If only I could like this comment.
Anon
Who’s ligma?
Wakawifi
Yesterday I met a friend. His name was Fin Germyass. Nice guy. Anyways, he tells me about his friend draggin’ and how he stole Dee’s nuts. After that, he told me about Joe and how he caught ligma. After a long talk, we drove out to dunkin. I was in the mood and asked the cashier’s name. He said his name was Ben Dover. I then proceeded to tell him my order. Whilst waiting for my food, I asked him if his COC was any good. He said that his gf plays with it when she is bored. Weirded out (who lets their gf play with their COC?), I got my food. Fin and I went our separate ways (after a good little convo ofc) and went home. I then called my mom, hoping she was free. She answered the phone, but instead of the usual hello, I was met with her screaming at me, telling me that I was supposed to visit her last week. Not realizing that’s what she said, I ridiculed her. She then hung up, clearly upset and disappointed in me. Tired from all the events of the day, I got on my bed and opened up cornhub. I spent a while on cornhub, making sure to butter up my cob in the process. After finishing up, I went to bed, not realizing that all of it was just a